To submit a whine/complaint you must fill out this form correctly and post it here
Hurt feelings report
DATE:
TIME OF HURTFULNESS: AM/PM
A. Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into: LEFT / RIGHT / BOTH
B. Is there permanent feeling damage: YES / NO
C. Did you require a tissue for the tears: YES / NO
Reasons for filing this report. (circle those that apply)
1. I am thin skinned
2. I am a p****
3. I have woman like hormones
4. I am a queer
5. I am a little b****
6. I am a cry baby
7. I want my mommy
8. My butt is easily hurt
9. All of the above
Name of Real Man/Woman who hurt your sensitive little feelings:
We, as a company, take hurt feelings very seriously. If you don't have a mommy that can give you a hug and make it all better, please let your Supervisor know and we can provide you with a surrogate. If you need them, diapers, Midol, Oreo cookies and breast milk, and/or a blnky can also be supplied.
Name of little sissy filing report:
Girly-man signature:
Real-man Signature:
(person being accused)
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In other words we're a big happy family, quit whining.
Subject: Complaint form 
Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:11 am
